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Did you hear about the condom factory in China exploded?

Xi Jinping, head of the Communist Party in China, calls up President Trumo with an emergency. He says "Our largest condom factory has exploded! My people's favorite form of birth control. It's a diaster! So the American President says "Xi, the American people would be happy to do anything without our power to help you." So Xi says, "I do need your help. Could you possibly send one million condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?" President says "Certaninly I'll get right on it." And he says "Oh, and one more favor please?" "Yeah." "Could the condoms be red in color, at least 10 inches long, and at least 4 inches in diameter?" President says "You want'em all the same size?" Xi says, "Yeah, 10 inches long, 4 inches in diameter, red in color." Trump says "No Problem." He hangs up the phone, he calls the president of Trojan and he says "I need a favor. You've gotta make one million condoms right away and send'em to China." Trojan guy says "Consider it done." President says "Great. Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 inches long and 4 inches wide." Trojan guy says, "Easily done. Anything else?" President says "Yeah, one more thing. Print "Made in American, size small on each one." This joke was from Joe Bob Briggs on Shudder.

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